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MAJOR props to the Major of Lansing Virg Bernero who rips a Fox news anchor a new one.


Get 'em Virg!

Her mother does....

Pretty much why I decided to do a double major in Womens Studies....

The Poetry of the White Machine

So I got my boyfriend one of these things for christmas...


Now he plays Halo.


I write fiction on my laptop.


He says 'fuck' a lot.


So do the people in my stories.


Coincidence? I think not.

Pretty much how I feel...

If I have to study the Preface to Lyrical Ballads anymore tonight, I'm gonna look like him.

And yes, I know who that is.

What I want for Valentine's Day

My God, the new Kindle. Kindle 2.0. Bane of my existence. If anyone has a few hundred dollars to supplement Ry's Valentine's Day present fund, this is what I want.

Gimme.

Heaven Poopies

These are the cookies I am about to make. They're no-bake cookies, but I call them Heaven Poopies... a name my little sister decided was fitting.

Recipe below.

You will need:

2 cp sugar
1/2 cp cocoa
3/4 cp milk
1 tsp van
1/2 cp butter or 1/4 cp butter and 1/4 cp peanut butter
3 cp oats

1. Put everything but the oats into a big pot. Stir really fast or use a mixer for about a minute.

2. Put the heat on med. and boil the stuff for 1 min, stirring all the way.

3. Stir in the oats.

4. Keep on heat for 2 minutes, still stirring.

5. Poop them onto wax paper in little drops.

6. Refrain from eating right away because they're good hot, but not so good that you would like to burn your tongue.

7. Chill em by placing the cookies outside because it's winter, and my fridge doesn't have enough room.

The End.

Enjoy the Heaven Poops.

The Twilight Syndrome

How to break up with your 44 year old boyfriend who says he is a Vampyre:

Tell him that you are a Vampyre Hunter.

This is just getting weird...

Let's go from chauvinistic bikini to chauvinistic school girl...

Wow.

An even better way to not only reduce us to an image, but now a virtual one as well. I like how she can only say "I miss you." and, lo and behold, dances on cue. "None of my other girlfriends did that..." the reviewer laments...

Maybe because you think it's fun to dress us up in a chauvinistic bikini and a chauvinistic school girl outfit.

Lovely.

Because us women should stick together...

An Iraqi woman had 80 other women raped and then recruited them as suicide bombers by claiming that "martyrdom was the only way to escape the shame" of rape.

Charming.

I'm going to go have a drink.

This is why children get beat up at school.

No, amazon.com. I don't care if this is your gold box deal of the day. It's just wrong.

So... very... wrong.

You guys know this dosen't work with ANY black guy, right?

Michael Steele has won the election to be chairman of the Republican National Committee, becoming the first African-American to lead the party.